Sunday, March 31, 2013

Could We Be In Rapha Heaven?

A deep whiff of jenkem, a conversation with our asian cousin from Amsterdam, Mr Rifman and a postage stamp on the envelop and the MRC is one step closer to being in Rapha heaven. Those of you familiar with the MRC philosophy, superior, know that we enjoy quality in cycling. The Board of Directors have been known to warm the muscles with embrocation, flash a bit of Rapha clothing on the bike and even sport some of the haute couture available for everyday office wear.
Well we have scoured the ranks, run massive psychological interrogations and put each soldier through physical testing that could put the Seal BUD course to shame, and all to ensure that we had the team that could pull off operation Rapha, that is should our application to the Rapha Gentlemen's Ride be accepted. You may ask just who are these men that are willing to risk life and limb to conquer the battlefields of Trenton in quest of the finish line, well these fine lads are the chosen few -
  • Top Chef
  • Infantile Tom
  • El Obamador
  • C-Dubbs
  • Braveheart
  • Paul Le Tour
Stay posted, to quote Phil Liggett, as we are on the rivet waiting to hear if the emperor of Rapha gives us the thumbs up or thumbs down.

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