Tuesday, August 5, 2014

MRC Unveils New Team Car

Kerhonkson — The support cars following the riders this summer at the organized races were, for the most part, large and sensible station wagons. But there was one notable exception. During the NECS/MRC non race series the MRC team appeared with a modified Jaguar F-Type coupe to carry its riders’ spare bikes and wheels.
“Clearly it’s not the ideal vehicle for that sort of thing,” Macgyver, a vehicle development engineer for Jaguar, said in an interview. “And that was part of the fun.”
The drive train and suspension of the 550-horsepower sports car were left untouched, leaving the question of how it could carry bikes to be worked out. As a sponsor, Jaguar provides the MRC Sky 18 sedans and wagons. The racks used on those cars, which carry up to 10 bikes and a similarly large number of extra wheels, simply didn’t fit — both physically and aesthetically — the F-Type.
The first effort involved a bracket that fitted into a trailer hitch installed on the car.“We thought that looked pretty ugly,” MacGyver said.
The solution was to replace the rear glass with a large piece of unobtanium molded to hold two bikes and two spare wheels, barely enough spare gear to support any rider but with a team car like this who cares. As with the larger racks, the bikes were fixed in place with quick release clamps. But continuing on the car’s theme, they were also made from unobtanium, rather than titanium.
The result, C-Dubbs said, was a net weight reduction for the car, because the unobtanium weighed less than the glass it replaced. It was also, fortunately, totally opaque, so no one could see just what was going on during the "boardroom" meetings.
As with all of the MRC’s team cars, the F-Type was outfitted with a special electrical system to handle all of the micro G tele-communicators used by the team to communicate with riders and receive directions from race officials. On the team’s other cars, Top Chef said, Jaguar found that when the micro G tele-communicators were connected to the main electrical system, interference and other odd problems emerged, such as iPods turning on when voltages dropped. Unlike the other team cars, however, the F-Type didn’t need special alternator cooling for the added electrical load.
The modified F-Type team car certainly stood out amid the sea of pickup trucks and SUVs on a Saturday at the local market, which was presumably Jaguar’s intent. The automaker supplied the team with cars in the hope that they would make the local news when mechanics leapt out to hand the riders espressos, or while they were driving behind riders on the way to the craft beer bars.

MRC’s Jaguars — in addition to the F-Type, there are 13 XF Sportbrake wagons and five XJ sedans — are probably the most exotic of the team cars in Ulster & Sullivan county and the F-Type managed to meet everyone’s expectations. When the car was being customized for non race duty, it was widely expected that MRC's Braveheart would be using the Gran Fondo to showcase his new form. Not only did his form peak at the Gran Fondo but he crushed the opposition in the KoM competition.

Monday, August 4, 2014

Get Ready For A Hectic End of Non Race Season Schedule

Get your riding/partying non race shoes on, here is what the MRC has in store for you in the month of August -

Saturday 8/23 - Chinaman 100k (aka Kenny Chin 100k)
Beautiful scenery
Only one climb (yeah it is about 10 miles long)
A death defying descent (see the Gran Fondo KoM, Braveheart, show off his gravitational skills)
Espresso stop at Grace - ah duh, this is the MRC
A BBQ to rival all BBQs hosted by the infamous Top Chef
Hot tub heaven on Mr & Mrs Top Chef's back deck

Saturday 8/30 - Red Neck Roubaix
Venture to the home state of Jerry Sandusky for some amazing gravel grinding
A rare appearance by the one and only Mayor
Yet another MRC BBQ
Beer, beer and moar beer

Saturday 9/20 - Beer Cross
The non race responsible for all this insanity
A party like no other party
Water ballon gauntlet
Run through the barn party pit stop
Bonfire
Beer, beer, beer and even moar beer
A massive celebration as Braveheart joins the "Fuck You 50s"

Keep you eyeballs glued to this blog and your Facebook pages for moar details, these are events that if you miss you will want to inflict maximum pain on yourself for being so stooped.

Save The Date & Hide The Children - This Is One You Don't Want To Miss


And if you missed it here are some of the antics that went down at last year's season ending non race -






Gran Fondo - Powered By Excitement

Hello there rabid fangirls and loyalistas of the NECS, once again we are rather tardy in bringing what is sure to be a spellbinding non race report from the 6th annual NECS/MRC Gran Fondo but there is good reason. So infamous is our event in the close knit world of non racing that coverage of the event was spearheaded by these two characters.
The influential friends and bank accounts of the MRC were able to convince NBC Sports to leave the reporting duties of that second tier race, the Tour de France, in the capable hands of Bobkie and Christian and once the final circuits of the Champs were done the following non race report was quickly penned.
Arriving at NECS HQ all the riders were greeted by our official mascot, Towelie, who wanted to make sure that nobody forgot to bring a towel for the post ride BBQ. So inspired were the MRC board of directors that there was a super secret board meeting being held behind these very doors as the paparazzi were snapping shots. And this was no ordinary board meeting, the very direction of the remaining non race series was being discussed over red leafed lettuce and Beekman 1802 blaak cheese (from the Amsterdam store).
Full up with the required provisions the board came out to the shareholders meeting and quickly assessed that this was the perfect group for the days rolling terrain where the pack would put in a hard day of non racing.
After pleasantries were passed among the peleton and the first of the rollers appeared it was if the dogs had been unleashed and immediately our beloved Braveheart was dancing on the pedals up the climb to Trapps bridge. Top Chef and C-Dubbs looked at each other, turned to Makers Mark and commented that it was going to be a hard day of non racing. Clearly Braveheart was laying down the foundations for a run at the polka dot jersey. In no time most were on the rivet and early signs of the troubles to come emerged as riders were tailed off the back on the final ramp up to the bridge.
#Gran Fondo Selfie
Due to the torrid pace we arrived at the High Falls "feed zone" in record time before the crowds had an opportunity to congregate on the roadside and cheer on the warriors of the asphalt. As with all MRC non races the "musettes" consisted of pastries and single or double espressos. Like panting dogs in the heat of August drinking any liquid around the challengers for the Lantern Rouge stepped up (with the pace Braveheart was setting that was most of us) and went for the triple espressos.
The Newest MRC Endorsed Espresso Station
Top Chef - Zen Master of the Espresso
Makers Mark Getting Her Espresso
Fired up on the high octane beans of goodness we passed the infamous ice caves of Rosendale where even on the hottest days of summer the flow of cold air is so fierce everyone was blastin nips as we rode by.
Revived by the cooling powers of the mighty caves Braveheart continued riding on courage as he assaulted the climb up the Keator Ave climb and continued the blazing a lonely trail up front on the run down Springtown Road. With Dubbs drilling it at the front of the chasing pack, Makers Mark knows a good wheel and was right on me like a fly on shit making sure everyone was going forward as one in an attempt to chase down Braveheart.
Powered by excitement, Braveheart continued drilling it all the way down Brunswick Road to the base of the feared Shaft Road climb. Sucking his wheel the whole way Dubbs had planned on making his move for glory as everyone turned onto Shaft but right away Braveheart was going full gas for the summit. Slowly clawing back to his rear wheel Dubbs received "the look" and was dropped, right there we all knew we were racing for second place and there was no stopping the crazed Scotsman. With Obamador guiding Long Lost Rich to the summit Braveheart sealed the KoM with two seconds and a first.
With the group wilting under the Scotsman's brutal pace our new "Patron of the Peleton" guided us back to HQ where rounds of the Peruvian beer drinking game Sapos commenced. 
And moar NECS/MRC branded swag was handed out to ensure maximum enjoyment of the ice cold beers. It was at this point that Braveheart learned that the pain one dishes out to win the KoM does come full circle. This year the prize for winning the KoM was a choice - a game of roshambo with the non race organizer or chug two pints (which Braveheart quickly and happily consumed).
Remember gone are the painfests of past Gran Fondos and despite the Scotsman putting the hurt on everyone during the climbs this truly was a kinder and gentler Fondo. Keep that in mind and make sure to have this one on the calendar next year.